if lions had feet, i wonder what kind of shoes they would wear, maybe some puma’s?
double meat burger from whataburger, bottle of moscato, and studying for finals, 2 more days.
ill die for my brotha
ill cry for my brotha
ill dry for my brotha
ill spy for my brotha
ill drive for my brotha
ill shy for my brotha
ill fly for my brotha
add more if you can!
i work at a shoe store but sometimes ill pretend like i work at a fast food restaurant, when the customer is ready is check out, ill ask them if they want their shoes for here or to go
if I get my degree and it doesn’t pay off, i’m going to calmly burn it, and shove the ashes down the throat of life!
Fun razor and fundraiser sound the same but have totally different neanings
if some songs are considered panty droppers, I wonder which ones will be considered panty raisers…
Me: want me to go to the store right now
Mom: no, wait until I die, go now you little shit!!