until the very end!

nerds…

if lions had feet, i wonder what kind of shoes they would wear, maybe some puma’s? 

double meat burger from whataburger, bottle of moscato, and studying for finals, 2 more days.

ill die for my brotha

ill cry for my brotha

ill dry for my brotha 

ill spy for my brotha

ill drive for my brotha

ill shy for my brotha

ill fly for my brotha

add more if you can!

i work at a shoe store but sometimes ill pretend like i work at a fast food restaurant, when the customer is ready is check out, ill ask them if they want their shoes for here or to go 

if I get my degree and it doesn’t pay off, i’m going to calmly burn it, and shove the ashes down the throat of life!

Fun razor and fundraiser sound the same but have totally different neanings

if some songs are considered panty droppers, I wonder which ones will be considered panty raisers… 

Me: want me to go to the store right now
Mom: no, wait until I die, go now you little shit!!

man, i wish red bull did give people wings, so i can pull out their feathers when they piss me off